What I know about God.

Long long Time ago...
When lucifer was casted out to the hell,
God said
"Go cool it off son."
For a long time, lucifer was breaking everything in hell. Total destruction.
Whenever that happened, well too bad God made hell it is his rule.
Lucifer destroyed everything that he can see from the hell and whenever he closes his eyes and opens again, hell... again...
When he finally gave up and started to cool off, he went through a lot of emotions. And finally said.
"What do you want to do now FATHER?
And they started shaping hell.
Took a while, I mean, whenever soul comes to hell, it looks at lucifer and says
"Please dont hurt me..." or
"Please dont kill me..."
Um... dude... you are already dead...?
Anyhow, lucifer left those souls and went to his home where he managed to arrange with God that things that he "must have" items, among them...
So he was just doing daily things.
I mean, watching TV,  movies, classical and new trends most of the times, musics, eating burgers and pizzas and ice creams and drinking ice teas and such.
And of course, what God told him to do.
Teach these souls how to shape the hell.
So sometimes he went out and did that.
Sometimes he got tired of not talented ones but eventually, they all got the idea.
So time passes by and more souls came and more hell got shaped.
More developed in time just like Earth.
Their own society of hell.
So in there? Lucifer is king.
Time to time he is worshipped as god.
In his sense? Wanna see?
... daily routine is getting boring... they got everything under control. I got nothing to do... boring... and one day, he heard of human stories from the Earth.
And he got interested.
For the first time in a very long time,
Lucifer got interested at something.
And now, it is AD 2018 July.
Strange, in this hell, it looks too dark.
But Earth, light and darkness...
That strangeness is interesting.
That strange feeling of trace of his Father.
God Alpha and Omega the Almighty.
Lucifer finally finds the trace of his Father.
On Earth! I guess his Father wanted lucifer to see something in them.
So he looked in and felt strangeness.
So he started studying. And he realized,
How funny humans are.
How sad they are.
How stupid they are.
How cool they are.
How amazing they are.
He saw the potential in human of Earth.
So he asks those who are from Earth,
And they said about their story on Earth.
Ya no wonder you came to hell.
So he looks into the history of Earth.
And sees the trace of his Father.
The lost tribe of Israel.
Oh how funny they forgotten Dan.
Too bad. So he asked previous Dans.
And they said pretty much similar things except quite difference in their name.
Some of them says their name is both
Dan and Dan-Goon.